60s'

Was walking by the fire house

To see the firemen

But all I saw

Was a clock Big Ben

So I hurried to the church and

Sipped on a coke

I knew the end was near

When I saw that English Bloke

So what are you gonna do

When you

Get happy

Yeah

What are you gonna do when you get crazy

Well I jumped into my  car

Got up to 150

Counted all the tires making sure 

I was driving safely

And what are you gonna do

When you

Get Happy

A thousand marching soldiers

Came to visit my home

I let them in but none

Could use my phone 

They said that it was urgent

I said I understand

But I just got a cell

I’m not wired for this land

And when are you gonna be happy

The mystery woman

Came jumping into my bed

Saying I can do strange things to you

I said …..I bet

But you don’t have the flare

Of the magician in the corner

Whose sucking his toes and says hes gonna

Be happy

So this crazy song is almost

Done

My pizza’s on the floor

But I lost my special pills; so I bolt for the door

Back in the car  headed for the pharmacy

But they wouldn’t let me have them

on account of some law

oh say can you see, screwed once more. 

The pharm dude took pity

Said come over here my man

Here’s a special pill

Straight from Vietnam

And he whispered in my ear 

So no one could hear

That I would soon be happy