Ha Chews

Woke up

To the sound

Of birds crying

Some were dying

In my living room

                       

Skid marks

My underwear

So serene

Not clean

                       

There’s lox to like

In Nova Scotia

                       

Nobody remembers Nelson Rockefeller

Maybe a few ice skaters

                       

Execution Canadian style

There’s the Falls boy

And here’s your barrel

                       

Texas is not a State

It’s a state

                       

                                                                                                                                   

Cell phone problem

Gas stations

Electric fire

And one blown tire